est regards from Jeddah Saudi Arabia, I am doing a training for Radisson SAS hotels in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and then on my way to Dubai as i will be doing the previews for the www.unlimitedpoweronline.com Seminar.

I received this NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS by email and thought it would be interesting to further share! I think they describe in a funny way a really sad reality!

It has been a very wild 2 weeks on the world economy,please read the terms and then let meshare with you 2 interesting videos!

CEO –Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO– Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake

himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,

the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the

market keeps crashing.

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets

equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought

Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use

Funny ha?

Well for a lot of people possibly it is not as funny as it sounds, but I tell you the truth…

I have no clue WHY people did not see it coming?

Unfurtunatelly this video is only in Spanish, but if you actually understand what I am saying, you’ll hear me predict this crisis in 2002!